Thursday, August 24, 2006
Ways to avoid getting a summon from the traffic police when speeding:
1. When you see a blue guy standing at the road shoulder next to a white car with bright orange stripes, brake and cut immediately into the centre lane. Attempt to camouflage among all the other cars.
2. Two ways to handle the situation when you see that damn white car with the blue siren tailing behind you:
a. if driving a sports car, try your luck and step hard on the accelerator. i'm sure your car will outbeat his(rmbr to check your mailbox the next day though)
b. be a good citizen and stop by the road shoulder.
3. Park somewhere shady. why stand in the sun? it doesn't matter if mr. tp is in the sun though. haha..
4. *SMILE* most impt rule!! Display your sweetest smile. Act innocent.
5. Try your luck at begging. hmm.. perhaps not begging, we need to maintain our integrity and dignity. The word "please" shld be sufficient.
6. Continue to smile.
7. Pray.
8. Look at the other cars passing by. Enjoy the moment of stardom. Nearly every driver turned their heads to stare. perhaps checking your car plate number so they can go buy 4d. hahaha
8. All's not over when you see mr. tp printing a long white form. In the writer's case, she merely recieved a warning letter and a lecture on road safety.
9. Drive off with a huge grin ;)
9:45 PM
colourful angel
